KILL KILL KILL WIN KILL WIN REVENGE KILL WIN
I snapped this magazine cover in sainsburg last week.
Where do I start - read the headlines! This magazine is called Take a Break. From WHAT?
- My son’s last wish - Live life to the max, mum
- Roy’s golden wedding list - Send invites, buy cake, KILL WIFE
- Filing error killed my baby
- Revenge on geezers who bonked for visas
- My son, 11, did not kill his sister
I mean, holy crap - that’s some fairly serious misery even for a woman’s weekly. And who in their right mind would call their son 11? No wonder he killed his sister. Oh no, he didn’t do it, did he.
Read it and weep - the word KILL is mentioned 3 times, along with Army, Last Wish, Target and revenge - all on the front cover of this end of checkout magazine. You dont have to be Derran Brown to imagine what kind of subliminal message shoppers are going home with this week.
Anyway - good job magazine people. Between you and the unrelenting hate-fest that is Eastenders, I think you may have taken Britain a step closer to being the suicide capital of Europe.
Written by exmonkey on May 3rd, 2006 with
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gilesbooth
#1. May 3rd, 2006, at 8:29 PM.
This had me in fits of laughter in the office today.
btw, is Sainsburg near Saltzburg?