TV Schedules
I think I’ve sussed it out.
Blair’s government have embarked on a top secret, long term plan to get Britain’s couples to spend more quality time together.
How are they to acheive this? Through the TV schedules. In a series of carefully planned slashes to the collective pool of TV programming originality, the government has, over the last 10 years, engineered a TV schedule that no sane man (or woman) could ever watch.
Only the criminally insane, morons and chavs can possibly derive any enjoyment from the constant stream of makeover, property and reallity programming.
The upshot of all this is a steady decline in the birthrate of the above groups, and an increase in the more diserning parts of the general public.
Will it succeed longterm? One can only hope.
Written by exmonkey on May 11th, 2006 with
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gilesbooth
#1. May 14th, 2006, at 10:20 AM.
I think it’s a plan to get Britain’s couples to spend more time arguing over who gets to use the computer, or for the more affluent, for them to spend more time sitting on adjacent sofas staring into their laptops.