Albinos make the best villains

This from the Guardian NewsBlog:

According to campaigners, The Da Vinci code will be the 68th film since 1960 to feature an evil albino. It is an incredible statistic - when you consider how few albinos actually make it to the silver screen, the proportion of them shown as intent on murder and destruction must be remarkably high. How did this happen?

More to the point, who’s been counting them?

The problem is, Albinos (especially those with big facial scarring) make excellent villains. Back in the days of career advisors in schools (do they still have them?) I imagine being a teenage albino would provoke only one response.

“You should look for a career in arch villainy. If at all possible, find a hero and become his nemesis - otherwise just go for general henchman type jobs.”


At least there is a career path for the melatonin challenged. Us ‘tannies’ have to fight our way to the top of a very crowded career heap in such jobs as policeman, dentist and bear baiter.

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Written by exmonkey on May 19th, 2006 with 2 comments.
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