The irony of climate change models

Now, anyone who knows me will probably have endured one of my many rants about sustainability, recycling, needless power consumption, road congestion etc. Let’s just say, I think that our western habit of ruthless and uncompromising consumption in the name or economic growth and so called personal choice is something that constantly annoys and worries me (in equal parts).

There are some things about my lifestyle choices (my vegetarianism, microwave phobia etc) that I tend not to lecture people about – although when pushed will often find myself soap boxing before I realise it (this normally follows the weekly occurrence of a meat eater asking me why I don’t eat meat when I am prepared to wear leather shoes. These people deliver their killer argument and then sit back smugly, presumably waiting for me to renounce my vegetarianism and go and tuck into a veal kebab in the face of such inescapable logic).

There are some things, however, that I feel people should change about the way they live their lives – mainly because it affects me. This list of things includes;
• Trying to kill me with cars
• Not recycling rubbish (why not? It’s so easy in Lewisham – they even provide a green box and collect it from you doorstep – not sorting your rubbish is like littering)
• Smoking in restaurants and bars and
• Carol Vordeman

So it won’t come as any surprise to find out that I am a little worried at the effect of humanity’s activities on climate change.

The BBC are running an experiment to predict the effects of climate change using a network of home PC’s (a little like the SETI program you can download). Users install the application onto their computers and when they are not using their machines (mostly at night) the application runs endless variations of climate change data, displaying some nice graphics on the screen while it does so. The results are then uploaded to some central computer that then does all kinds of statistical analysis on the collated results.

Early data indicates that, yes, by using huge amounts of fossil fuels, human beings are going to increase the temperature of the planet from between 2 to 10 degrees over the next 200 years. The Greenland ice sheet will melt and the earth fill become a bit like that crappy movie with Kevin Costner in it. And not the one where he pretends to be an Native American.

Here’s my problem with this.

Surely, by running this application on our otherwise turned off computers, are we not making things worse? Does the climate change software actually account for the extra CO2 produced when powering all these extra PCs? And if it does account for the extra fossil fuel effect, won’t that just create a feedback loop that will make the computers work even harder trying to incorporate the extra data from the effect they are having on the situation, until the computers themselves become the single biggest polluters simply from the extra processor power required to calculate their effect?

My advice to the BBC: Get people to download an application that turns off the PC when it isn’t being used, displaying a shut down message saying: “Now go and take your TV and Video off standby.”

Written by exmonkey on July 17th, 2006 with 8 comments.
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Ally
#1. July 19th, 2006, at 12:37 PM.

That was my reason for not doing the SETI thing. The new village we’ve moved to has *fantastic* recycling facilities. Plastics as well. So much more organised than the city we’ve come from.

gilesbooth
#2. July 19th, 2006, at 10:37 PM.

Too bad there was a little bug in the software meaning ‘the experiment will take longer’ - and put more CO2 in the atmosphere!

Still, on the plus side, on the roof of Bush House, the BBC has a freakingly huge set of photoelectric cells generating a few kilowatts of power in the middle of the day.

ditdotdat
#3. July 20th, 2006, at 6:00 PM.

What is it that you don’t like about microwave ovens, Ex Monkey? I assume that you mean the use of the ovens for cooking rather than the waves themselves.

exmonkey
#4. July 20th, 2006, at 7:02 PM.

I have no strong feelings about the waves themselves… although I do have concerns about the amount of ambient microwave pollution in the western world.

My issues with microwave cooking are twofold.
1 - I think they represent our (the British) attitude to food - ie our hatred of it. We want to reduce food to a single taste and a single one step action to ingestion, in order to minimize our contact with it and the inconvenience of preparing it. I’m sure we’re not the only country with the 70second microwave burger, but we seem to be the only ones who are, if not proud, certainly don’t seem to be ashamed of it.

2 - The effect of microwaves on food is one that is still debated. The various pro-microwave lobbies have managed to block any useful studies in the west, and in Russia microwaves were banned for a long time.
Some small studies have shown that people who ate food heated in a microwave showed a marked increase in carcinogenic chemicals in there blood. Do this search

So for both those reasons I abstain.

c_henry
#5. August 29th, 2006, at 4:43 PM.

“There are some things about my lifestyle choices (my vegetarianism, microwave phobia etc) that I tend not to lecture people about”
This would be an accurate statement if you removed the word ‘not’ from it.

“the weekly occurrence of a meat eater asking me why I don’t eat meat when I am prepared to wear leather shoes”
Well, it’s a valid point, it’s like driving a large diesel vehicle around the countryside with 2.1 people in it whilst
complaining about pollution. Oh, hold on.

“Trying to kill me with cars”
Then catch the bus and stop cycling, or do you have a problem with large diesel vehicles? Do
they contain too many people?

“Not recycling rubbish…they even provide a green box and collect it from you doorstep…”
They do indeed, but they’re too small.

“Carol Vordeman”
I think she’s hot - sorry

Laters ;o)

exmonkey
#6. August 29th, 2006, at 5:17 PM.

wow - it seems that the nicotine really suppressed the bitterness hormones in you :)

Come back addict Colin all is forgiven

c_henry
#7. August 29th, 2006, at 5:32 PM.

Heh - sorry if it came across that way…I still think Carol Vordeman is hot though.

exmonkey
#8. August 29th, 2006, at 8:31 PM.

Carol Vordeman is a smug celeb, hawking her minimal talents in order to get vulnerable idiots to take out loans that will take them a lifetime to repay.

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