Food day Pt 1

I don’t know which is worse - food porn wank from M&S or the very, very other end of the food spectrum. Pure chemical shite.

We are moving our office to London Bridge soon. One of the stated reasons is the lack of good Monday lunch fodder in Hoxton (that and the excessive amount of Nathan Barleys milling around near my place of work with their ludicrous low slung trousers). The other reason, however, is the state of the communal kitchen in our building and what get brevelled together with processed cheese and bleached bread slices. The smell, by the way, is how I imagine human flesh would smell, if the corpse was soaked in formaldehyde and wrapped in a cheese string before being grilled.

Now, bear in mind that the owner of this packet of ham is Italian, and ask yourself this - Who the fuck would eat such a load of chemical soaked pig protein - especially when, according to Jamie Oliver, they have been raised in the culinary capital of the world.

Just check out that list of ingredients. How can anyone do that to themselves? I guess even positive stereotypes can be wrong.

Written by exmonkey on September 27th, 2006 with 1 comment.
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